The Moron Squad

Archtypal Blonde?

2009-10-19T12:10:00.000-07:00

The Prosecution rests, Your Honor.

And the Surgeon General say's . . .

2009-10-14T09:38:00.000-07:00

Me FIRST?

2009-10-13T09:33:00.000-07:00

This is at the top for what people will do to be morons. To save a few seconds going from Point A to Point B, Car A and Car B will now both be very late for whatever Springer episode they were heading to.

Hearty Breakfast

2009-10-11T18:16:00.000-07:00

Do you know what's in YOUR cereal?

Construction Workers Revenge

2009-10-10T18:15:00.000-07:00

McBurnt

2009-10-09T18:12:00.000-07:00

"Would you like fries with that?

Fire!

2009-10-08T17:55:00.000-07:00

"This door must not be opened under any circumstances."

- Sign outside a fire exit in a hotel

Stupid Chapter #7

2009-10-03T11:48:00.000-07:00

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

Stupid #6

2009-10-01T23:16:00.000-07:00

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Government Stupid

2009-09-30T08:55:00.000-07:00

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Stupid Chapter #5

2009-09-29T08:50:00.000-07:00

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Al Gore, Vice President

No Smoking!

2009-09-28T09:01:00.000-07:00

Brook Shields went to interview to become the Spokesperson for the Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Presidential Stupidity-Special Sign

2009-09-26T15:28:00.000-07:00

Six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina, on "Good Morning America" on September 1, 2005

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees."

In Townsend, Tenn. on Feb. 21, 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Stupid Chapter #4

2009-09-25T09:02:00.000-07:00

"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

Keppel Enderbery

Stupid Sign Chapter #3

2009-09-24T20:40:00.000-07:00

This guy had a vision, spent a fortune believing that he would have the greatest tattoo of all.

Then he went to Jail.

Whoops!

Stupid Sign Chapter #2

2009-09-23T17:39:00.000-07:00

"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix."

Dan Quayle

Stupid Sign Chapter #1

2009-09-22T22:17:00.000-07:00

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey

Warnings!

2009-09-21T15:49:00.000-07:00

The list of warnings at the end of the televised medication ads are really something to listen to. In one of the ramblings of warnings for a seemingly now common sleeping aide says,
“. . . If you sleepwalk and have amnesia for the event,
please talk to your doctor . . .”
If I sleepwalk and don’t remember the sleepwalking --
how do I talk with my doctor?
I don’t remember!

Reasons Not to Drink Lesson #1

2009-07-15T16:20:00.000-07:00

How Cute is This?