Archtypal Blonde?

The Prosecution rests, Your Honor.

And the Surgeon General say's . . .

Me FIRST?

This is at the top for what people will do to be morons. To save a few seconds going from Point A to Point B, Car A and Car B will now both be very late for whatever Springer episode they were heading to.

Hearty Breakfast

Do you know what's in YOUR cereal?

Construction Workers Revenge

McBurnt

"Would you like fries with that?

Fire!

"This door must not be opened under any circumstances."

- Sign outside a fire exit in a hotel